Guard duty: You guard by the door like this, even the balcony door. Thieves can always come in by the balcony like a Spiderman.
Then there is also the main door. I am staring in its direction (after the pet gate).
I heard some noises outside our door!! Alert, alert! ACTION!
Being a Guard drains too much of my energy! It's time for a power nap eh, Kitty?
My eyelids are so heavy. I need to go off duty now.
Mom, I hereby tender my resignation.