Furriends, I have a secret.
My ears are detachable. Don't believe? See fur yourselves.
I detach them when Mom says words like 'No', 'bad boy', 'No licking the floor', etc etc...
I put 'em ears back on when Mom says words like 'treats', 'walk', 'eat', 'sleep' or 'good boy'.
Caution: Ears are detached with years of experience and practice. Do at your own risk.