Last Saturday, Mommy disappeared after feeding me my morning meal. Erh.. not really 'disappeared' cos I actually sent her off at the door. Heard her on the fone mentioning going to some place that sounds like somebody's child in Hokkien (Ee-ay-kea). Later on I found out from a plastic bag that the correct name is Ikea!
Okie, long story cut short. Mommy came home with a bagful of stuff including 2 new toys for me! YAY!! The other toy Mommy didn't even let me see...she quickly put it away :(
Anyway peepz, here's Raffy the giraffe!
Isn't he cute??
Raffy's butt is so huge I can use it as my pillow hahaha...
But his long neck is also good to use as my cushion ^_^
My new buddy Raffy!
Here's the 2 of us side by side. OMG! Raffy's even taller than me sitting down!
I no care mommy typing away on her computer and made my own way to my cozy little bed. What a shiok nap I had with no one disturbing me. Well, except mommy lah of course who quietly took my cutesy snoozy pics! hahaha...
I can't recall if I had posted one blurry pic before, showing me pawing mommy's thigh to signal her that I want to be up on her lap? Anyway, this time round, mommy managed to capture a better shot. Well, not very good but much better than the last one!
*psst..! Actually hor, mommy played cheat de! She made me re-posed for her because by the time she took out the cam, I was already back to all fours on the floor*
And..this next one showing me zzzzzzzz-ing contentedly on mommy's lap!
See first hand how I go about doing my patrol job:
Well, how do you feel after watching the video clip? Not impressed huh... I did a sloppy job? *Act BLUR*
Ok lah, now I shall show you a day in the life of an FBI Agent:
Oops! Caught sleeping on the job sia...@_@
Tick..tock..tick..tock.. very fast it's meal time! Hooray!
So full! Let me take laze around first. It helps with digestion leh..
Ok, enough resting! I better pretend to do something in case boss fires me.
*Pretending to act busy*
I saw that boss just went out! Hooray! Break time!
Wait a minute! I smell something!!!
Sniff..sniff..
What could make me SIT so obediently???
That's right!
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FOOD glorious FOOD!!
And because of that, I was captured by the 'enemy'!! (psst..psst..that 'enemy' is my daddy lah)
By the way, in case you think that "FBI" is that FBI you see in movies... you may not be correct because FBI also stands for Female Body Investigator hor! So which one do I work for? Go figure ... ^_^
I may not be IT-savvy but I do have my own laptop ok??!! See below photos for proof! Do you see my laptop??
I heard some of you asking 'where, where is the laptop?'.
The "lap" where I sleep on "top" lah!! BOL... that's my "laptop"! *ROFL* It's my very own and personal laptop ok? No one besides me can sleep there, it's for me EXCLUSIVELY! *looking proud* To request to sleep on my laptop, I would stand up on my hinds and with 1 front paw against the chair (that Mommy is sitting on) to support myself, I would tap Mommy's thigh lightly to indicate my request. Mommy would then lift me up and put me on her lap. Mommy would put me back down on the floor when her legs become numb heehee...(updated: look here to see what I mean).
Steps in kibble-eating: 1. Put on your apron. But a t-shirt will do as well. 2. Put on your best behaviour; SIT nicely and wait to be served. 3. Listen carefully for the 'OK' command to begin chomping. 4. Lastly, ATTACK your food!!! Below is a demo video on the above steps:
If still not clear about the steps after viewing the clip, please leave your questions in the Comments link. Thank you for viewing the demo. ^_^
3 chances, make a guess why I was behind closed door (in the room)?
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Daddy went out from the room, then I heard him going to the kitchen opening some plastic bags. To us dogs, sound of plastic bags = FOOD! So immediately I perked up and stationed myself by the door ... ready to charge out anytime when the door is opened!
Now, don't think dirty ok??! I am talking about the my hair being blown dry which I hate and yet always have to be done once I am out of the shower! Before the hairdryer, I'd have been rubbed and rubbed drier with a towel.
Mommy so smart! She picks a corner in the room, sits down and uses her legs to block me in that corner. I always will want to try to walk away but being a good (aka timid) boy I am, I stay put when Mommy says "NO!" I'd have no choice but to let that irritating warm air blow at me! The only protest I can show is WHINE -- one of the skills I'm good at! BOL...
About a week ago, my 'Gan-Ma' (means Godmom) gave me 2 ziplock-bagful of raw dehydrated treats -- lean pork and pig hearts!! Yum-yum-yummy!!!!!! Sorry ah, 'Gan-Ma' .. I call you Gan-Ma without you officially acknowledging me as your godson :P
Today's video is to show you how delicious those treats are and how 'evil' my humans are! See how they keep me in suspense, dangling the treats in front of me keeping me in suspense instead of feeding me immediately! See how my poor (lower) jaw trembles in anticipation (MUST LOOK CLOSELY).. making me look so gluttonous! hmph!
Bowie: *paging 'Gan-Ma'* "MORE! MORE! hahaha..."
Mommy: "Bowie! Don't you feel paiseh asking for more treats??!!"
Ok, maybe this game is nothing new but just wanted to show others how Mommy always con me. She pretended to throw the toy but didn't. For someone honest and of quick reaction, of course I always conned by her -- started to run the moment I think the toy is thrown but only to realize the toy is not where it should be!
Tired after a few rounds of Fetch. *smile! and pose for the camera*
I requested for a close-up shot of my CUTIE face BOL!!!
Last Saturday, Daddy brought something home. I tried to peek but as my height is only so much, I couldn't make out what it is. Then when I least expected it, I heard the sound of plastic bag being opened and from it Daddy took out this cute-looking thingy!
Everybody, this is PINKY! (*duh, no pun intended ok?*)
Her actual name is Morchoo, a mascot of theGardenasia Kids. There's another mascot called Titoy, green in colour, also very cute-looking. I wonder why Daddy did not get me a pair?? *Why Daddy?* I learnt her name very fast. Mom played Fetch with me and referred to her as Pinky so very fast I could differentiate between Pinky and Bear-Bear my other soft toy. Mom says I 喜新厌旧 (meaning has a liking for something new and dislike the older one) because I've been playing with Pinky more since she came and neglected Bear-Bear. Oh my bad!
Pinky: "Oei Bowie! Don't sleep leh, wake up!"
Pinky: "Yo Bowie! Let's play shall we??"
Bowie:" Oei Pinky, I'm tired; leave me alone please?"
Bowie: "Oh Pinky! I'm sorry. I'll play with you for just a while ok?"
Pinky: "Oh Bowie! No, it's my fault! Please rest well, we play tomorrow."
Pinky: "I sleep with you Bowie."
Pinky: "I'll be your pillow!" (*see how stoned I looked*)
Pinky: "No, wait! Let's take 1 more picture! Say Cheezzz! Nite nite!!"
Bowie: "Alamak! Now I'm wide awake! It's all your fault Pinky."
Pinky: "Paiseh... now I'm tired and falling asleeep le :P"
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