See? Raffy got stuck at my humans' bed and I was trying to rescue him!
However, I did not succeed in rescuing him (later I overheard Mommy telling Daddy that I merely made matters worse!)
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See video below to know why:
Did you enjoy the video? Did you see how I tried to "kill" Raffy by shaking him so vigorously?? Mommy always say it's a wonder my head doesn't fall off shaking soooo hard! hahaha...
Why is today's journal titled "Trust Me"? See the photos below and see if you understand ... ...
So do you get it??? My hoomans trust me so much that I will not mess with the cable/wire/laptop and what-nots that they just leave them lying around lor. And indeed I have not disappointed them thus far, since I was a baby and even while teething! *mi looking damn proud; see 2nd pic: my eyes even glowing with pride! hahaha...*
Oh by the way, did you all notice that I am wearing the cute pinky overalls? ^_^ Who says I always wear same same thing har? *rolls eyes* Mommy: "Ok lah, ok lah... you win lah, happy?"
Mommy: "Please lah Bowie...! Can change pattern or not?? Always showing us your sleeping shots?! You not sianz other people also sianz okie?"
Me: "You think I like it meh? What to do, cos I spend 75% of my time lazing/sleeping, 10% taking walks, 10% having meals and 5% playing! Of course most shots of my pics would be on sleeping lah! Duh!"
Mommy: "Also hor, can please change into some other t-shirts? Always see you posing in the same same tank tops!"
Me: "HAALLLOO? Mommy you senile ah? You only bought me 2 miserable tank tops and they're the most comfy to wear. The other clothes either a bit fitting or slightly too thick. You want me to die of heat ah?? You are the one responsbile for my wardrobe so don't complain to me but go and do your job lah..."
So dear friends, do bear with me while mommy do a wardrobe makeover. But don't put our hopes high cos it's unlikely! Mommy: "Bowie so smart!" whoahahahaha...
I really do not understand leh... sometimes hor, the stuff that the hooomans are crazy about sometimes can spread to our doggy world. Take Harry Porter for example.
See? Black colour and the hood? It's adapted from Harry Porter's costume lor!! But hor, I don't deny I look sorta cute in it lah! hahaha... Sorry, I dunno what "thick-skin" means hor.
Wait a minute! I thought it is supposed to be "HARRY Porter"??? Mommy??!!
Or maybe it is simply "Doggy Hotter"? hmm....
Heck lah! I look handsome and nice in the outfit is all that matters. Right?
Last Saturday, Mommy disappeared after feeding me my morning meal. Erh.. not really 'disappeared' cos I actually sent her off at the door. Heard her on the fone mentioning going to some place that sounds like somebody's child in Hokkien (Ee-ay-kea). Later on I found out from a plastic bag that the correct name is Ikea!
Okie, long story cut short. Mommy came home with a bagful of stuff including 2 new toys for me! YAY!! The other toy Mommy didn't even let me see...she quickly put it away :(
Anyway peepz, here's Raffy the giraffe!
Isn't he cute??
Raffy's butt is so huge I can use it as my pillow hahaha...
But his long neck is also good to use as my cushion ^_^
My new buddy Raffy!
Here's the 2 of us side by side. OMG! Raffy's even taller than me sitting down!
I no care mommy typing away on her computer and made my own way to my cozy little bed. What a shiok nap I had with no one disturbing me. Well, except mommy lah of course who quietly took my cutesy snoozy pics! hahaha...
I can't recall if I had posted one blurry pic before, showing me pawing mommy's thigh to signal her that I want to be up on her lap? Anyway, this time round, mommy managed to capture a better shot. Well, not very good but much better than the last one!
*psst..! Actually hor, mommy played cheat de! She made me re-posed for her because by the time she took out the cam, I was already back to all fours on the floor*
And..this next one showing me zzzzzzzz-ing contentedly on mommy's lap!
See first hand how I go about doing my patrol job:
Well, how do you feel after watching the video clip? Not impressed huh... I did a sloppy job? *Act BLUR*
Ok lah, now I shall show you a day in the life of an FBI Agent:
Oops! Caught sleeping on the job sia...@_@
Tick..tock..tick..tock.. very fast it's meal time! Hooray!
So full! Let me take laze around first. It helps with digestion leh..
Ok, enough resting! I better pretend to do something in case boss fires me.
*Pretending to act busy*
I saw that boss just went out! Hooray! Break time!
Wait a minute! I smell something!!!
Sniff..sniff..
What could make me SIT so obediently???
That's right!
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FOOD glorious FOOD!!
And because of that, I was captured by the 'enemy'!! (psst..psst..that 'enemy' is my daddy lah)
By the way, in case you think that "FBI" is that FBI you see in movies... you may not be correct because FBI also stands for Female Body Investigator hor! So which one do I work for? Go figure ... ^_^
I may not be IT-savvy but I do have my own laptop ok??!! See below photos for proof! Do you see my laptop??
I heard some of you asking 'where, where is the laptop?'.
The "lap" where I sleep on "top" lah!! BOL... that's my "laptop"! *ROFL* It's my very own and personal laptop ok? No one besides me can sleep there, it's for me EXCLUSIVELY! *looking proud* To request to sleep on my laptop, I would stand up on my hinds and with 1 front paw against the chair (that Mommy is sitting on) to support myself, I would tap Mommy's thigh lightly to indicate my request. Mommy would then lift me up and put me on her lap. Mommy would put me back down on the floor when her legs become numb heehee...(updated: look here to see what I mean).
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