FBI Agent

Look! Do I look smart in my FBI uniform? *GRIN*


See first hand how I go about doing my patrol job:

Well, how do you feel after watching the video clip? Not impressed huh... I did a sloppy job? *Act BLUR*

Ok lah, now I shall show you a day in the life of an FBI Agent:

Oops! Caught sleeping on the job sia...@_@


Tick..tock..tick..tock.. very fast it's meal time! Hooray!



So full! Let me take laze around first. It helps with digestion leh..


Ok, enough resting! I better pretend to do something in case boss fires me.
*Pretending to act busy*


I saw that boss just went out! Hooray! Break time!


Wait a minute! I smell something!!!


Sniff..sniff..


What could make me SIT so obediently???


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FOOD glorious FOOD!!



And because of that, I was captured by the 'enemy'!! (psst..psst..that 'enemy' is my daddy lah)

By the way, in case you think that "FBI" is that FBI you see in movies... you may not be correct because FBI also stands for Female Body Investigator hor! So which one do I work for? Go figure ... ^_^

Just Any Other Sunday

Nothing to do, so boring...!  Apparently Mommy also bored, that's why she's taking shots of me doing nothing ... duh!

Pretending To Be Man of the House

How?? How to pretend?  

By sitting at Daddy's place on the sofa! See!

Whoa.... never realised I can sit so straight with my back straight up manz! Shiok!

See my left hand trying to rest on the arm rest??? Erh... I couldn't quite reach nor place it properly there cos my arm too short BOL!!

How do I look? Stylish or not? *giggles*

My Laptop

I may not be IT-savvy but I do have my own laptop ok??!! See below photos for proof! Do you see my laptop??

I heard some of you asking 'where, where is the laptop?'. 

The "lap" where I sleep on "top" lah!! BOL... that's my "laptop"! *ROFL*  It's my very own and personal laptop ok? No one besides me can sleep there, it's for me EXCLUSIVELY! *looking proud*
To request to sleep on my laptop, I would stand up on my hinds and with 1 front paw against the chair (that Mommy is sitting on) to support myself, I would tap Mommy's thigh lightly to indicate my request.  Mommy would then lift me up and put me on her lap.  Mommy would put me back down on the floor when her legs become numb heehee...(updated: look here to see what I mean).

How Not To Destroy Your Soft Toys

The 2 videos below shall show you how it is possible to NOT kill your soft toy. The secret is 'Be GENTLE'!! BOL... Please enjoy the videos! 

Part 1 



Part 2

Kibbles Eating Demo

Steps in kibble-eating: 1. Put on your apron. But a t-shirt will do as well. 
2. Put on your best behaviour; SIT nicely and wait to be served. 
3. Listen carefully for the 'OK' command to begin chomping. 
4. Lastly, ATTACK your food!!! 

Below is a demo video on the above steps: 



If still not clear about the steps after viewing the clip, please leave your questions in the Comments link.  Thank you for viewing the demo. ^_^

Why Am I Locked In

3 chances, make a guess why I was behind closed door (in the room)?
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Daddy went out from the room, then I heard him going to the kitchen opening some plastic bags.  To us dogs, sound of plastic bags = FOOD!  So immediately I perked up and stationed myself by the door ... ready to charge out anytime when the door is opened!

So how many of you guessed correctly? ^_^

Views From Below

Mommy tried to be artistic but the photos turned out blurry! BOL! Mommy! Time for new camera lah..

But I still tried my best and posed nicely for her.

Blow Job

Now, don't think dirty ok??! I am talking about the my hair being blown dry which I hate and yet always have to be done once I am out of the shower!  Before the hairdryer, I'd have been rubbed and rubbed drier with a towel. 

Mommy so smart! She picks a corner in the room, sits down and uses her legs to block me in that corner.  I always will want to try to walk away but being a good (aka timid) boy I am, I stay put when Mommy says "NO!"  I'd have no choice but to let that irritating warm air blow at me!  The only protest I can show is WHINE -- one of the skills I'm good at! BOL...

天啊！救命啊！(Help...!)

Must you blow till my hair so fugly?!! WHINE....

Treats Time

About a week ago, my 'Gan-Ma' (means Godmom) gave me 2 ziplock-bagful of raw dehydrated treats -- lean pork and pig hearts!! Yum-yum-yummy!!!!!! Sorry ah, 'Gan-Ma' .. I call you Gan-Ma without you officially acknowledging me as your godson :P

Today's video is to show you how delicious those treats are and how 'evil' my humans are! See how they keep me in suspense, dangling the treats in front of me keeping me in suspense instead of feeding me immediately! See how my poor (lower) jaw trembles in anticipation (MUST LOOK CLOSELY).. making me look so gluttonous! hmph! 

Bowie: *paging 'Gan-Ma'* "MORE! MORE! hahaha..."
Mommy: "Bowie! Don't you feel paiseh asking for more treats??!!"

Playing Fetch

Ok, maybe this game is nothing new but just wanted to show others how Mommy always con me. She pretended to throw the toy but didn't. For someone honest and of quick reaction, of course I always conned by her -- started to run the moment I think the toy is thrown but only to realize the toy is not where it should be! 

 

Tired after a few rounds of Fetch. *smile! and pose for the camera*

 

I requested for a close-up shot of my CUTIE face BOL!!!

My PINKY

Last Saturday, Daddy brought something home.  I tried to peek but as my height is only so much, I couldn't make out what it is.  Then when I least expected it,  I heard the sound of plastic bag being opened and from it Daddy took out this cute-looking thingy!

Everybody, this is PINKY! (*duh, no pun intended ok?*)

Her actual name is Morchoo, a mascot of the Gardenasia Kids.  There's another mascot called Titoy, green in colour, also very cute-looking. I wonder why Daddy did not get me a pair?? *Why Daddy?*

I learnt her name very fast. Mom played Fetch with me and referred to her as Pinky so very fast I could differentiate between Pinky and Bear-Bear my other soft toy.  Mom says I 喜新厌旧 (meaning has a liking for something new and dislike the older one) because I've been playing with Pinky more since she came and neglected Bear-Bear. Oh my bad!

Pinky: "Oei Bowie! Don't sleep leh, wake up!"

Pinky: "Yo Bowie! Let's play shall we??"

Bowie:" Oei Pinky, I'm tired; leave me alone please?"

Bowie: "Oh Pinky! I'm sorry.  I'll play with you for just a while ok?"

Pinky: "Oh Bowie! No, it's my fault!  Please rest well, we play tomorrow."

Pinky: "I sleep with you Bowie."



Pinky: "I'll be your pillow!"  (*see how stoned I looked*)

Pinky: "No, wait! Let's take 1 more picture!  Say Cheezzz!  Nite nite!!"

Bowie: "Alamak! Now I'm wide awake! It's all your fault Pinky."
Pinky: "Paiseh... now I'm tired and falling asleeep le :P" 

Sleeping Sanctuary

This place is the gap between the back of sofa and the (fake) wall divider.  It's also my best hiding place since Mom & Dad can't reach me there BOL unless they move the sofa.  But Mom says it's really funny I always go in only from side A and out the other side B, never the other way round!

Also because the gap is not big enough for me to turn around, when one side is blocked (don't ask me how come blocked, go ask Mom!!)  I'll have to reverse and walk backside out first!  Mommy says dam* funny wor...

Waiting For Daddy Again

Usually around 6+pm I will be stationing myself in the living room, FACING THE FRONT DOOR because Daddy may come home any minute.  The moment I hear Daddy's keys I'll be FLYING to the door and then jumping up and down like bouncing ball.  At that stage I'd usually be ignoring Mommy's commands asking me to be quiet :P

You think that I'll surely be on the floor waiting??? WRONG!

Wow! Didn't know I have a nice long tail ... BOL...

Oh no! My eyelids getting heavy!

Cannot sleep! I must be the first to be at the door when Daddy comes home!




*heard the sound of keys..........flew to the door.................*

Four Years Old Today

22 May 2007, my 4 years old birthday!   But funny leh, how come whole day nothing happened?? No celebration for me, no nothing!! *wails*

 I waited ...

 and waited ...

 still waiting...... oei Mommy!! How come boh happening de? Where's my birthday cake?!

Mommy: "Bowie, you are too impatient! The day has not ended ... and Daddy not home yet too, so we cannot begin celebration.  Be patient for a while more ok?  Good boy ya?"

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Hence I was so happy and kan-cheong when after the humans' dinner Mommy took out something from the fridge.  *sniff sniff*  hmm... I could smell that it is something sweet. Must be a cake!

Turn out ...

It's a fruit jelly!!

It's got apple and mango chunks inside. Mommy said because my skin is bad so better don't eat anything 'too fancy'.

And so the whole drill for birthday photos posing began:

 Sorry photo a little blur... dunno if I was the one who moved or Daddy's hand shook??? I wonder ... 

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY, BOWIE!! SMILE!

 

 

 Mommy din let me go near the jelly yet, so I pretend to sit near near ... hee hee

and now you see me,

NOW YOU DON'T!!!

PSST..! Tell y'all a secret! This jelly in the photos, it is not MINE!! Mine's another smaller bowl and without any sugar. But because Mommy screwed up, it doesn't look as nice as the one in these photos so she used the above (for their own consumption) for photo-taking.  Boo! Mommy cheated! Boo!

Some Random Photos

Mommy's been lazy, din log on to the blog to let me update.  Anyway, to be fair to her, there hasn't been much going on too that's why!

 Close-up view of the following:

... view from where Mommy sits at the computer. 

See my messy fringe? It just got messed up by my rolling on the bed and rubbing my face.  One of my favourite activities ho ho ho ... ...