Let Me Out

I have my bath torture in mom's adjoining bathroom, and she closes the bedroom door every time before my torture so there's no escape for me!

After the torture, the first place I go to:


the bedroom door of course!

"lemme out! lemme out!"

* look at my lifted paw * BOL

Butt, Mom would catch me and bring me back into the room for blow drying.

When will my torture end???????

My After Bath Routines

After bath tortures, I would get wrapped up in my towel and carried to the room to be blow-dried.
Note: Carried. I'm a KING, remember? Oh geez, a KING who gets tortured!!

These are my stoned looks which totally prove that I do indeed get tortured:

Then a little 'dance' with the arms after realising that the hardest part was over:

Not knowing that another would begin!

Blowing starts (on lowest aka coolest setting):

Mom gets to do hand exercises too since she has to keep moving the dryer all over me (to prevent burning)!

Blowing-in-progress ... Furs flying left, right, left, right...
Notice I get natural center-parting?? buahahaha

That little pink towel, mom uses it with the other hand to wipe me at same time, in order to dry me faster.

Taa-Daaaaaa! All done! And I'm a happy handsome dude BOL

Standard Protocol says I get a treat after the torture. 

So here's my raw french bean; nom...nom...nom 

 Standard Protocol also states that I need to nap after torture.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ