Now, Mommy wants me to confess. That I know absolutely No tricks at all!! Daddy says I am stupid (that I can't even learn the simplest "Give Me 5" aka "Paw-Paw" and that I only know how to eat, sleep and LICK!) but Mommy says I am smart (that I refuse to learn something useless to me except for entertaining humans).
Who cares about tricks? Duh!