What? You must be thinking "Bowie has gone nuts!"
Okie, here's what happened.
Mom played with this cartoon making app and played around. Then she came up with these:
See? They were created using my eyes and nose. Mom wants to keep my nose because that is my feature, though it looks kind of weird on a human face. Butt, who cares!
Since the app does not have a dog cartoon, mom made me into a human child!
It's fun and funny! Mom loves it and so do I.