But I can't fly.
This is what happens whenever I have Frontline Spot On applied.
The same tank top, because it's got buttons that Mom can unbuttoned (and she says it's sexy). Too bad I have no cleavage Mom!
The wings are made up of disposable kitchen towels so as not to stain the clothes.
Why not simply be naked you may ask.
Because the clothes is supposed to protect my skin from me scratching too hard.
Beside, how can I be naked? Geez....
Moms and their ideas. Sigh.