Newspapers and I

Do not misunderstand, it is not that I read the newspapers but somehow the newspapers play an important role in dogs' lives; don't you think?  Or should I say we help to put the read newspapers to GOOD use?! I don't know about the rest of my fellow K9s out there but our household's old newspapers are used:

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  to line my toilet area;
  
  
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  as dining mat when I have my BARF meals; and
  
  
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  to line the floor when I vomit (ie. if Mommy manage to catch me going to vomit lah :P).
  
  

But there's something unexplainable about this weird behaviour of mine though: whenever I see my hoomans flip open the newspapers on the floor to sit down and read, immediately I will run grab my Bear-Bear or Pinky (toy) and then park myself on the newspapers to play!! Then in order to make me go away, Mommy will play fetch with me heeheeee... However, at times when I am not in playing mood, I will just go lie down ON the newspapers they are trying to read! LOL! I also do not know why leh??







The same thing also always happens when Mommy is preparing in advance the papers for my toilet use (separating the papers into individual sheets); the moment I see her handling the newspapers on the floor, there I go again fetching my toy etc... This makes Mommy very frustrated lor!

Funny thing is, I don't fetch my toys to go play on my toilet's or dining mat's newspapers leh.. how come ah? Instinct?? Or I so smart know how to differentiate??? hmm....

Snood?

Sometimes when things get too boring at home and Mommy is in her crazy mood, guess what? I become her object of amusement lor! *sulk*

See proofs below:


Mommy let me wear my t-shirt halfway on my head and said it is my new Snood. What the hell is that, a snood?
She looked at me and laughed, laughed, laughed.



Never mind that she made fun of me, but she actually forgot about this snood thing and left it stayed that way on my head for like dunno-how-long before she remembered and removed it for me!!!

Now I know what it means by "It's A Dog's Life"! *melancholic song playing in the background*

Kena Punished

Just now I was placed on top of the plastic box for "time out" -- my punishment for licking all my paws wet.


Mommy: "ggrrr... still look so happy!"





Mommy said if I still do not get rid of my paw-licking habit, she going to make me wear socks! Must be fun leh, don't know what it will be like? Will I be able to walk normally or will I slide? Mommy Mommy, let me wear leh?!

*mommy no response cos she already fainted*  :P

5D/4N At Grandma House

Last week from 10 - 14 Dec I spent 4 nites at Po Po's (Grandma) newly shifted home. My smart Mommy remembered to bring along her camera to capture some nice photos of my short stay there ^_^. My Yee-Yee (aunt L) was overseas so Mommy and I used her room which has a connecting bathroom! So shiok! Mommy got her personal bathroom and me too! (my toilet area is in the bathroom as well lor).

Claiming ownership of the bed:


Dearest Mommy actually brought my personal bed along! Me so 感动!


Ya Hello! This is ME! heeheeheee...


Lying besides Po Po (she said cannot show her face :P):


The first day rather stressful as I was still trying to get used to the place etc... so I was dog tired by night time:






Next couple of days were spent checking out the house, relaxing etc..:

Sniff sniff ...


Kay-poh-ing ...




Calling me?? Me not done checking out yet la!


Refusing to let Mommy go online peacefully:


Taking in the views ... wah..so nice! People at the opposite HDB block! Can you see me? ^_^






Relaxing:




There were also times when Mommy needed to confine me *sob sob*


BUT! Mommy forgot that I also watched "Prison Break" with her! hiak hiak hiak ... so here's my prison breaking evidences:

Checked that no one is around:


Prying open the jail-gate:




... and I escaped! Mommy was SHOCKED when she found me outside of the room whoahahahaha...boy! was I proud of myself!

Bra Codes

Yo, yo, yo..! It's been quite a while since I last blogged.  Today I shall share something funny with you all.  Mommy got it in her e-mail, showed it to me and we both had a rolling good larf! whoahahaha.... Since it is something circulated in e-mail, I do not know the source and so I can't give credit to it  :P

Ok, see the title? "Bra Codes" right? So it has to do with BRA (duh!).  Anyway,  不啰嗦, enjoy!!





















AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!

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Raffy Got Stuck!

See? Raffy got stuck at my humans' bed and I was trying to rescue him!



However, I did not succeed in rescuing him (later I overheard Mommy telling Daddy that I merely made matters worse!)

:(

See video below to know why:



Did you enjoy the video? Did you see how I tried to "kill" Raffy by shaking him so vigorously?? Mommy always say it's a wonder my head doesn't fall off shaking soooo hard! hahaha...

I.T. Dog

Okie, today was a very busy day for me. I got so much work to do on the PC.

Me: "Mommy, please help to take some photos of me sitting in front of PC and working okie?"

Mommy: "Ok lah, you are such a show-off!"


Hello?? Mommy! Where's the top part of my head? Take a proper shot leh...






... busy ... busy ... busy ... let me see, anyone bid on my auctions?


hmm... how should I reply this email?


Finished with the work. Napping time!


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Note:
I.T. stands for Information Technology; also stands for Intelligent Terrier. The 2nd one applies in this journal! ^_^

Trust Me

Why is today's journal titled "Trust Me"? See the photos below and see if you understand ... ...





So do you get it??? My hoomans trust me so much that I will not mess with the cable/wire/laptop and what-nots that they just leave them lying around lor. And indeed I have not disappointed them thus far, since I was a baby and even while teething! *mi looking damn proud; see 2nd pic: my eyes even glowing with pride! hahaha...*

Oh by the way, did you all notice that I am wearing the cute pinky overalls? ^_^  Who says I always wear same same thing har? *rolls eyes*   Mommy: "Ok lah, ok lah... you win lah, happy?"

Sl**p (Guess the missing alphabets)

No prize for guessing correctly hor. 

Mommy: "Please lah Bowie...! Can change pattern or not?? Always showing us your sleeping shots?! You not sianz other people also sianz okie?"

Me: "You think I like it meh? What to do, cos I spend 75% of my time lazing/sleeping, 10% taking walks, 10%                   having meals and 5% playing! Of course most shots of my pics would be on sleeping lah! Duh!"

Mommy: "Also hor, can please change into some other t-shirts? Always see you posing in the same same tank tops!"

Me: "HAALLLOO? Mommy you senile ah? You only bought me 2 miserable tank tops and they're the most comfy to wear. The other clothes either a bit fitting or slightly too thick. You want me to die of heat ah??  You are the one responsbile for my wardrobe so don't complain to me but go and do your job lah..."

So dear friends, do bear with me while mommy do a wardrobe makeover. But don't put our hopes high cos it's unlikely! Mommy: "Bowie so smart!" whoahahahaha...


Pattern A: view 1


Pattern A: view 2


Pattern A: view 3


Pattern B


Pattern C: view 1


Pattern C: view 2