28 May 2006
Who Put A Lamp Shade On ME??!!
Somebody help.......help me!!! Why is a lamp shade wrapped around my neck? Is it the latest doggy fashion that we're supposed to wear a lamp shade like a scarf? OMG! What is this world coming to? Unbelievable! The things that these humans think of. Can't you see that I'm stretching my neck the best I can in order to get out of this d*mn thing? Get it off me now, PLEASE?
*pant, pant, pant* I need to catch my breath ....
Doesn't look like anyone's gonna help me :( Ok, I give up!