Sl**p (Guess the missing alphabets)

No prize for guessing correctly hor. 

Mommy: "Please lah Bowie...! Can change pattern or not?? Always showing us your sleeping shots?! You not sianz other people also sianz okie?"

Me: "You think I like it meh? What to do, cos I spend 75% of my time lazing/sleeping, 10% taking walks, 10%                   having meals and 5% playing! Of course most shots of my pics would be on sleeping lah! Duh!"

Mommy: "Also hor, can please change into some other t-shirts? Always see you posing in the same same tank tops!"

Me: "HAALLLOO? Mommy you senile ah? You only bought me 2 miserable tank tops and they're the most comfy to wear. The other clothes either a bit fitting or slightly too thick. You want me to die of heat ah??  You are the one responsbile for my wardrobe so don't complain to me but go and do your job lah..."

So dear friends, do bear with me while mommy do a wardrobe makeover. But don't put our hopes high cos it's unlikely! Mommy: "Bowie so smart!" whoahahahaha...


Pattern A: view 1


Pattern A: view 2


Pattern A: view 3


Pattern B


Pattern C: view 1


Pattern C: view 2

Harry or Hairy??

I really do not understand leh... sometimes hor, the stuff that the hooomans are crazy about sometimes can spread to our doggy world.  Take Harry Porter for example.


See? Black colour and the hood? It's adapted from Harry Porter's costume lor!! But hor, I don't deny I look sorta cute in it lah! hahaha... Sorry, I dunno what "thick-skin" means hor.


Wait a minute! I thought it is supposed to be "HARRY Porter"??? Mommy??!!


Or maybe it is simply "Doggy Hotter"? hmm....

Heck lah! I look handsome and nice in the outfit is all that matters. Right?

Introducing Raffy!

Last Saturday, Mommy disappeared after feeding me my morning meal. Erh.. not really 'disappeared' cos I actually sent her off at the door. Heard her on the fone mentioning going to some place that sounds like somebody's child in Hokkien (Ee-ay-kea). Later on I found out from a plastic bag that the correct name is Ikea!

Okie, long story cut short. Mommy came home with a bagful of stuff including 2 new toys for me! YAY!! The other toy Mommy didn't even let me see...she quickly put it away :(

Anyway peepz, here's Raffy the giraffe!




Isn't he cute??


Raffy's butt is so huge I can use it as my pillow hahaha...


But his long neck is also good to use as my cushion ^_^

My new buddy Raffy!



Here's the 2 of us side by side. OMG! Raffy's even taller than me sitting down!

Here's 2 videos showing our play sessions:

Afternoon Nap -- Shiok!

I no care mommy typing away on her computer and made my own way to my cozy little bed. What a shiok nap I had with no one disturbing me. Well, except mommy lah of course who quietly took my cutesy snoozy pics! hahaha...


  

Mommy...up, up...

I can't recall if I had posted one blurry pic before, showing me pawing mommy's thigh to signal her that I want to be up on her lap? Anyway, this time round, mommy managed to capture a better shot. Well, not very good but much better than the last one!



*psst..! Actually hor, mommy played cheat de! She made me re-posed for her because by the time she took out the cam, I was already back to all fours on the floor*

And..this next one showing me zzzzzzzz-ing contentedly on mommy's lap!

FBI Agent

Look! Do I look smart in my FBI uniform? *GRIN*


See first hand how I go about doing my patrol job:

Well, how do you feel after watching the video clip? Not impressed huh... I did a sloppy job? *Act BLUR*

Ok lah, now I shall show you a day in the life of an FBI Agent:

Oops! Caught sleeping on the job sia...@_@


Tick..tock..tick..tock.. very fast it's meal time! Hooray!



So full! Let me take laze around first. It helps with digestion leh..


Ok, enough resting! I better pretend to do something in case boss fires me.
*Pretending to act busy*


I saw that boss just went out! Hooray! Break time!


Wait a minute! I smell something!!!


Sniff..sniff..


What could make me SIT so obediently???


That's right!
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FOOD glorious FOOD!!



And because of that, I was captured by the 'enemy'!! (psst..psst..that 'enemy' is my daddy lah)

By the way, in case you think that "FBI" is that FBI you see in movies... you may not be correct because FBI also stands for Female Body Investigator hor! So which one do I work for? Go figure ... ^_^

Just Any Other Sunday

Nothing to do, so boring...!  Apparently Mommy also bored, that's why she's taking shots of me doing nothing ... duh!

Pretending To Be Man of the House

How?? How to pretend?  

By sitting at Daddy's place on the sofa! See!

Whoa.... never realised I can sit so straight with my back straight up manz! Shiok!

See my left hand trying to rest on the arm rest??? Erh... I couldn't quite reach nor place it properly there cos my arm too short BOL!!

How do I look? Stylish or not? *giggles*

My Laptop

I may not be IT-savvy but I do have my own laptop ok??!! See below photos for proof! Do you see my laptop??

I heard some of you asking 'where, where is the laptop?'. 

The "lap" where I sleep on "top" lah!! BOL... that's my "laptop"! *ROFL*  It's my very own and personal laptop ok? No one besides me can sleep there, it's for me EXCLUSIVELY! *looking proud*
To request to sleep on my laptop, I would stand up on my hinds and with 1 front paw against the chair (that Mommy is sitting on) to support myself, I would tap Mommy's thigh lightly to indicate my request.  Mommy would then lift me up and put me on her lap.  Mommy would put me back down on the floor when her legs become numb heehee...(updated: look here to see what I mean).

How Not To Destroy Your Soft Toys

The 2 videos below shall show you how it is possible to NOT kill your soft toy. The secret is 'Be GENTLE'!! BOL... Please enjoy the videos! 

Part 1 



Part 2

Kibbles Eating Demo

Steps in kibble-eating: 1. Put on your apron. But a t-shirt will do as well. 
2. Put on your best behaviour; SIT nicely and wait to be served. 
3. Listen carefully for the 'OK' command to begin chomping. 
4. Lastly, ATTACK your food!!! 

Below is a demo video on the above steps: 



If still not clear about the steps after viewing the clip, please leave your questions in the Comments link.  Thank you for viewing the demo. ^_^

Why Am I Locked In

3 chances, make a guess why I was behind closed door (in the room)?
... scroll down only when you're ready to know the answer!
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Daddy went out from the room, then I heard him going to the kitchen opening some plastic bags.  To us dogs, sound of plastic bags = FOOD!  So immediately I perked up and stationed myself by the door ... ready to charge out anytime when the door is opened!

So how many of you guessed correctly? ^_^

Views From Below

Mommy tried to be artistic but the photos turned out blurry! BOL! Mommy! Time for new camera lah..

But I still tried my best and posed nicely for her.

Blow Job

Now, don't think dirty ok??! I am talking about the my hair being blown dry which I hate and yet always have to be done once I am out of the shower!  Before the hairdryer, I'd have been rubbed and rubbed drier with a towel. 

Mommy so smart! She picks a corner in the room, sits down and uses her legs to block me in that corner.  I always will want to try to walk away but being a good (aka timid) boy I am, I stay put when Mommy says "NO!"  I'd have no choice but to let that irritating warm air blow at me!  The only protest I can show is WHINE -- one of the skills I'm good at! BOL...

天啊！救命啊！(Help...!)

Must you blow till my hair so fugly?!! WHINE....

Treats Time

About a week ago, my 'Gan-Ma' (means Godmom) gave me 2 ziplock-bagful of raw dehydrated treats -- lean pork and pig hearts!! Yum-yum-yummy!!!!!! Sorry ah, 'Gan-Ma' .. I call you Gan-Ma without you officially acknowledging me as your godson :P

Today's video is to show you how delicious those treats are and how 'evil' my humans are! See how they keep me in suspense, dangling the treats in front of me keeping me in suspense instead of feeding me immediately! See how my poor (lower) jaw trembles in anticipation (MUST LOOK CLOSELY).. making me look so gluttonous! hmph! 

Bowie: *paging 'Gan-Ma'* "MORE! MORE! hahaha..."
Mommy: "Bowie! Don't you feel paiseh asking for more treats??!!"

Playing Fetch

Ok, maybe this game is nothing new but just wanted to show others how Mommy always con me. She pretended to throw the toy but didn't. For someone honest and of quick reaction, of course I always conned by her -- started to run the moment I think the toy is thrown but only to realize the toy is not where it should be! 

 

Tired after a few rounds of Fetch. *smile! and pose for the camera*

 

I requested for a close-up shot of my CUTIE face BOL!!!